Bad Jokes Quiz

What do you call fake spaghetti?

• Pretendolini

• Impasta

• Fauxgetti

• Noodle-Not

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

• They don't have the guts

• They can't stand up for themselves

• They are scared of the dark

• They have no body to fight with

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

• Borrowed cheese

• Nacho cheese

• Stranger cheese

• Other people's cheese

How does a penguin build its house?

• Igloos it together

• Freezes it together

• Snows it up

• Bricks it up

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

• An irrelephant

• A big issue

• A non-elephant

• An unimportant elephant