Black Card Revoked: Majority Wins

Answer the question:

If your mama call stays calling your name and you’re in the other room, what bet you not do?

• Go to sleep

• Answer back, “What???”

• Act like you don’t hear her

• Make her get up

Answer the question:

Why does it take us so long to bury our relatives?

• It’s hard to let them go

• Gotta wait for other people to put in on the casket

• They don’t have a home church

• Got a wait for relatives to come in from out of town

Answer the question:

Who’s more likely to stay in contact with your ex?

• Your messy aunt

• your best friend

• Your parents

• Your kids

Answer the question:

What’s the ultimate sign that someone’s kids ain’t got no home training?

• They talk back to adults

• They act a plum fool in public

• They don’t say “yes ma’am” and “no ma’am”

• They ask strangers for food

Answer the question:

You walking in the hood and cut down an alley. All of a sudden two dogs appear. What are they?

• Labradoodles

• Chihuahuas

• Pitbulls

• Rottweilers

Answer the question:

If you go to a late night movie at the black theater, what might you see?

• People bringing full meals

• People walking in late

• People yelling at the screen

• A whole baby

Answer the question:

You know you getting old when…

• They start calling you Auntie or Uncle

• You got lower back pain

• You frequent a local bar

• You always complaining about the “new generation”

Answer the question:

If you get dressed up, what’s the first thing your family might say?

• Okayyy, I see!

• You look nice.

• When you buy that?

• Where are you going?