Shakespeare Insults

There’s small choice in rotten apples.

• Eh, there’s not much to choose from here.

• Eh, I should just choose the most beautiful one.

• There’s nothing to choose from.

• Eh, there is no selection of what to choose from.

The insult "He has not so much brain as earwax" means "He is useless."

• True

• False

Like the toad; ugly and venomous.

• Oh my! You look as ugly as ever.

• You look even worse than a toad!

• Oh my! What happened to you? You look… ugly.

• Oh dear! What have you done? You look very ugly.

Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.

• I despise you!

• I don’t like you, you ugly leech!

• I have hated you ever since you stepped foot here!

• I don't like you.

You have a February nose, so full of frost, storm, and cloudiness.

• Puh-lease... you’re already ugly, and you look terribly angry.

• You are so ugly.

• You look so terribly angry.

• You are so ugly and always look angry!

The insult "I do desire that we may be better strangers" means "It would be the worst thing if we ever forgot about each other."

• True

• False

What, you egg! Young fry of treachery!

• You will never learn!

• You can't even do the simplest of things, you hatchling.

• It would be shocking if you ever did something for yourself.

• Huh, you know nothing, you hatchling.

Your brain is as dry as the remains of a biscuit after a voyage.

• Your brain is so dry.

• You are so boring that I can no longer stand talking to you.

• Your brain is full of ideas.

• I can't stand you anymore.

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

• Please leave; I don’t ever want to see you again.

• I never want our paths to cross ever again.

• Our eyes should never meet again.

Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am sick when I do look on thee

• I feel like all the weight of the world is on me.

• Looking at you makes me sick. *Cough* *Cough*.

• Leave, I can't stand looking at you for another minute.