NAME THAT SQUIRREL

This squirrel attended the same summer camps for eleven summers in a row.

• Ben

• David

• Kate

• Ellise

At the age of three, this squirrel decided their favorite birthday present was a box of shiny rocks.

• Emma

• Ellise

• Maria

• Kate

This squirrel was conscripted into a liturgical dance squad at the tender age of ten years old and performed at school events for the next four years.

• Maria

• Emma

• Thia

• Kelly

When this squirrel was seven, they had an unfortunate encounter with a jacuzzi tub which resulted in an emergency room visit. This has not discouraged this squirrel from subsequent hot tub adventures.

• Milly

• Minky

• Laura

• Stacey

This squirrel is from the same area as Jimmy Buffet

• Stacey

• Beardy

• Tish

• Dani

This squirrel's desire for world domination manifested at an early age, resulting in a hostile takeover of the school store solely to maintain control over inventory.

• Minky

• Squirrel Daddy

• Stacey

• Angela

On this squirrel's 21st birthday, they let the intrusive thoughts win and spent the evening blowing raspberries on their friends' necks.

• Angela

• Kate

• Cindy

• Ellise

This squirrel, shocking no one, learned to drive a boat before they learned to drive a car.

• Captain Sunshine

• Kate

• Cameron

• Kathryn

This squirrel almost went to college to be a music teacher.

• Cindy

• Thia

• Ellie (Sapphy)

• Jen

This flying squirrel climbed trees almost as easily as walking during childhood.

• Emma

• Ellise

• Ira

• Kate