What is your excuse?

You're late for class!

• Sorry I'm married.

• Sorry, my alarm didn't go off.

Can you mow the lawn?

• I'd be happy to, but grass makes me sneeze.

• Sorry, I thought it was mine.

Would you like to go on a date with me?

• Sorry, I'm married.

• Sorry, I can't. I'm allergic to people.

Could you help me carry these boxes?

• I'd love to help, but I hurt my back.

• Oh I would, but I'm busy tomorrow.

Would you like to meet me tomorrow?

• Oh I would, but I'm busy tomorrow.

• Sorry, I thought it was going to rain.

Can you brush the cat for me?

• I'm sorry. I thought it was next week.

• Sorry, I can't. I'm allergic to animal fur.

You didn't hang up the clothes outside!

• Sorry, I thought it was going to rain.

• Sorry, I couldn't find the washing machine.

You didn't mail the letter!

• I'm sorry. I thought it was next week.

• I'm sorry, I was busy partying with my friends.

You forgot my birthday!

• I'm sorry, it is not important to me.

• Oh dear, I thought it's next month!

You've been using my toothbrush!

• Sorry, I thought it was mine.

• I take what I get.