Job Interview Preparation

If you don't try to look your best, the interviewer might think?

• You don't care about yourself.

• You're a fun person to know.

• You don't really want the job.

Before going to a job interview, you should:

• Dye your hair

• Buy a new ring

• Take time to prepare

You should choose jewelry that

• shows how rich you are.

• is very simple.

• makes you look exotic.

Your "interview outfit" should be

• the latest style.

• neat & clean.

• very expensive.

If you claim to have certain experience or skills, you must:

• Prepare to bluff your way through

• Make a joke about it

• Prove that your claim is true

The purpose of a job interview is for the employer to:

• Judge what kind of employee you would be

• Pry into your personal business

• Tell you what he doesn't like about his employees

Wearing too much makeup will

• make you look better.

• make you seem like a better employee.

• cover up your natural beauty.

When you answer an interviewer's questions, you should

• talk as fast as you can.

• make eye contact with the person.

• ask what he or she thought of your answer.

At the end of the interview, you may be invited to:

• Call the company president

• Ask questions of the interviewer

• Lock up the office

After you've been interviewed, you should:

• Write a report

• Go on vacation

• Write or call to thank the interviewer