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Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore?

• Because they make up everything.

• Because they are too small to see.

• Because they can explode.

• Because they are always moving.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

• Fauxgetti

• Spaghettini

• Impasta

• Noodlie

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

• Because he was outstanding in his field.

• Because he scared more crows than anyone else.

• Because he was the tallest.

• Because he was made of straw.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

• A reptile

• An investigator

• A crocodile

• A fashionista

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

• They don't have the guts.

• They are afraid of the dark.

• They can't see.

• They are always bone-tired.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

• Borrowed cheese

• Nacho cheese

• Stolen cheese

• Lost cheese

Why did the bicycle fall over?

• It was two-tired.

• It hit a rock.

• It lost its balance.

• The chain broke.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

• An abdominal snowman

• A cool dude

• Frosty the fit man

• A snowball

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

• Because he was always spotted.

• Because he was too fast.

• Because he didn't like to hide.

• Because he was too big.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

• "I'll meet you at the corner."

• "Hold me up!"

• "You're cracking up."

• "Stop leaning on me!"