Jokes and Puns

What has one head, one foot, but four legs?

• A chicken

• A frog

• A bed

• A table

What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it?

• A hole

• A candle

• A fire

• A sandwich

What is full of holes but can still hold water?

• A bucket

• A sponge

• A bowl

• A camel

Why are fish so smart?

• Because they have big brains

• Because they swim

• Because they live in schools

• They aren't smart at all

What comes down but never goes back up?

• Birds

• Balloons

• Feathers

• Rain

I am full of keys, but can’t open any door. What am I?

• A piano

• A janitor

• A door

• A room

What has hands but can't clap?

• A fish

• A person

• A baby

• A clock

What breaks when you say it?

• Glass

• Silence

• Bones

• Time

What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

• Pop music

• Swing music

• Classical music

• Rock-n-roll

What is a mummy's favorite type of music?

• Rock n Roll

• Classical

• Wrap

• Jazz