Funny jokes and riddles

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?

• Because he wanted to light up the ground.

• Because he didn't like it.

• Because the batteries died.

• Because he wanted to hide it.

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

• It's wet.

• It's big.

• It's salty.

• It waves.

What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???

• guardians of the galaxy

• guardians of a samsung shop

• guardians of space

• police that guard samsung shops

A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.

Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.

Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.

Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.

Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.

Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.

Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.

David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.

If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?

• Sunday

• Monday

• Tuesday

• Wednesday

• Thursday or Friday or Saturday

What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?

• Music

• Cool music

• option 1

• Both of them 1,2

What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?

• Cheetahs

• Lions

• Leopards

• Jaguars

Tags

CCSS.L.3.2D

CCSS.L.2.2C

CCSS.L.1.1B

What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?

• A Minnie Van

• A Convertible

• A Toyota

• A Honda

What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?

• Batman

• Superman

• Captain America

• Spiderman

Tags

CCSS.RL.1.10

CCSS.RL.K.5

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Think carefully.

• Because every play has a cast!

• Because we want them to hurt themselves.

• Because we want them to laugh

• Because every star has a cast

Why did Darth Vador cross the road?

Spell correctly