Thanksgiving Jokes

1. Why don't turkeys eat at Thanksgiving dinner?

• They don't eat people food

• They are already stuffed

• They are allergic

• Turkeys don't eat

What is a Pilgrim's favorite kind of music?

• Plymouth Rock

• Jazz

• Hip Hop

• Turkey Tunes

Can a turkey have a neck that is 12 inches long?

• Yes, it can have a long neck.

• No, then it would be a FOOT!

What is smarter than a talking turkey?

• a flying bee

• a small bee

• an angry bee

• a spelling bee

Why did the turkey get kicked off the basketball team?

• It kept tripping

• It had too many fowl plays.

Why did the farmer drive over his potato field on Thanksgiving?

• He didn't want to pick them

• He wanted to ruin them

• He wanted Mashed Potatoes

• He was a bad farmer

Why did the band let the turkey join?

• He already had drumsticks

• He could rock and roll

• People loved listening to him

• They didn't let him

What smells the best at the Thanksgiving dinner?

• Your food

• Your socks

• Your dog

• Your nose

Which side of the Turkey has the most feathers?

• The outside

• The left

• The right

• There are no feathers

What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?

• Ham

• Turkey

• Chicken

• Thanksgiving breakfast