Puns Quiz

Which of these is a pun?

• You're like a shark.

• What has eyes but can't see? A potato

• He runs like a Puma.

How can skeletons tell when it is going to rain?

• They just know

• They can see it

• They can feel it in their bones

• They don't know

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CCSS.L.5.5A

Why don't mummies take vacations?

• They are afraid they will relax and unwind

• They don't like to travel

• They would rather stay home and look after the children

• They don't work in the first place

What word is missing to make this a pun?

That's the _________ thing I've seen.

• stupidest

• wierdest

• funniest

• sealiest

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My friend was annoying me with bird puns.

• That's unfortunate.

• Are you friends with Mr. Masem?

• Toucan play at that game.

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CCSS.L.5.5A

What do you call bears with no ears?

• No ear
• No hearing
• No bear
• B

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CCSS.L.8.5A

What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

• Pop music

• Swing music

• Classical music

• Rock-n-roll

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CCSS.L.5.5A

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What if a piece of wood has nothing to do?

• It's board!

• You shred it.

• It rots.

• You make it into a chair and sit on it.

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