Halloween Pun!

Why is a ghoul such a messy eater?  Because he

• never wipes his face
• misses the point
• is always a goblin
• chews with his mouth open

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?

• He flew off too soon afterwards.

• He had low blood sugar.

• He had a steak sandwich.

• He ate every drop.

Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

• his blood brother
• his best bat
• Nobody
• his ghoul friend

What is a mummy's favorite type of music?

• rock 'n roll
• classical
• wrap
• jazz

Why don't witches ride their brooms when they are angry?

• They lose all sense of direction.
• They don't want to use their last straw.
• They are afraid of flying off the handle.
• They would rather sit and stew.

Why did Count Dracula go to the doctor?

• His blood was low.
• He was coffin a lot.
• He wanted to see the new-fangled waiting room.
• He wanted to hear the tooth.

Where do baby ghosts go while their parents are at work?

• to a swimming ghoul, where they learn to float
• to boo school
• to an ice scream parlor
• to a dayscare center

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

• He was tired of being in the dark.
• He couldn't find a candle.
• He wanted a light snack.
• He liked crunchy snacks.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

• He couldn't get a green light.
• He had no reason to go.
• He didn't have the guts to do it.
• He didn't stand a ghost of a chance.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

• It lifts their spirits.
• It takes them to new heights.
• It beats floating.
• It takes their breath away.