Paul Ryan's Decision to Retire Celebrated by Late-Night Hosts | THR News

The transcript covers late-night hosts' reactions to House Speaker Paul Ryan's announcement that he will not seek reelection. Stephen Colbert, Conan O'Brien, Trevor Noah, Seth Meyers, and Jordan Klepper each provide comedic takes on Ryan's decision, highlighting his political career, family reasons, and fiscal policies. The hosts use humor to critique Ryan's legacy, including his stance on healthcare and the national deficit.

What was the main reason Paul Ryan gave for not seeking reelection?

• He wanted to pursue a career in media.

• He wanted to spend more time with his family.

• He was offered a new job opportunity.

• He was dissatisfied with his political party.

Which late-night host referred to Paul Ryan as a 'CrossFit Dracula'?

• Conan O'Brien

• Stephen Colbert

• Seth Meyers

• Trevor Noah

What did Trevor Noah compare Paul Ryan's announcement to?

• A sports player retiring

• A CEO stepping down

• A teacher retiring

• A kid leaving summer camp

What was the focus of Seth Meyers' musical farewell to Paul Ryan?

• Ryan's future plans

• Ryan's political achievements

• The show's feelings about his resignation

• Ryan's personal life

What fictional illness did Jordan Klepper joke about in relation to Paul Ryan's resignation?

• Congressional burnout

• Leader's syndrome

• Politician's fatigue

• Coward's back