Conversations with a Two Year Old - Kids' Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen

The transcript features a series of humorous and nonsensical exchanges. It begins with a discussion about food preferences, where the speaker expresses contradictory desires for an apple and puffed wheat. The conversation shifts to actions and time, with playful responses about having pockets in hands and a humorous take on washing hands. Finally, the dialogue explores health and well-being, with comical complaints about a headache in the foot and a tummy ache in the head, ending with a whimsical statement about hearing a funny noise.

What does the person ultimately want after initially saying no to an apple?

• A sandwich

• An apple

• A glass of water

• A banana

What food item does the person agree to have?

• Puffed wheat

• A slice of bread

• A piece of cake

• A cookie

What unusual response is given when asked about the time?

• It's noon

• It's midnight

• 24 hours ago

• Tomorrow

Where does the person claim their hands are?

• In the bathroom

• In the garden

• In the kitchen

• In their pockets

What peculiar ailment does the person mention having?

• A headache in the foot

• A backache in the hand

• A toothache in the knee

• A stomach ache in the arm