15 Chuck Norris Witze unter einer Minute (15 Chuck Norris Jokes in under a minute) - Deutsch lernen

The transcript humorously describes the legendary feats and abilities of Chuck Norris, portraying him as a mythical figure capable of extraordinary actions. It covers his influence on spelling, his unique abilities like making bullets from paper and grilling underwater, his adventures including being a kamikaze pilot and interacting with a serpent god, and his philosophical musings on topics like the chicken or the egg. The transcript also touches on his lifestyle, including his driving habits and diet.

What happens if Chuck Norris makes a spelling mistake?

• The word is removed from the dictionary.

• Nothing happens.

• He writes an apology letter.

• The spelling is changed in the Duden.

How does Chuck Norris respond to the phrase 'let there be light'?

• He says 'Say please'.

• He ignores it.

• He creates a sun.

• He turns on a flashlight.

What unusual ability does Chuck Norris have underwater?

• He can talk to fish.

• He can walk on water.

• He can grill.

• He can breathe without equipment.

Where does Chuck Norris drive on the road?

• In the middle of the road.

• On the right side in England.

• On the left side in England.

• He doesn't drive.

What is the mythical power of Chuck Norris's tears?

• They can cure cancer.

• They can grant wishes.

• They can heal wounds.

• They can cause rain.