Car Stories and Life Lessons

The speaker shares stories about their first cars, starting with a 70 Coupe DeVille converted into a plumbing truck by their father. They learned to drive in it, but it didn't last long. Their first official car was an 81 Dodge Aries K, inherited from a deceased relative. The speaker humorously refers to this as the 'dead relative inheritance program.' They later owned an 85 Thunderbird, which they used for comedy gigs along the East Coast. After moving to LA, they bought a Ford Escort, joking about the budget constraints and their dream of owning luxury cars.

What was unique about the narrator's first car?

• It was a luxury sports car.

• It was a brand new model.

• It was converted into a plumbing truck.

• It was a gift from a celebrity.

How did the narrator acquire his first official car?

• He won it in a contest.

• He received it as a graduation gift.

• He bought it with his savings.

• He inherited it from his grandfather.

What was the narrator's first official car?

• A 70 Coupe DeVille

• A Ford Escort

• An 85 Thunderbird Turbo Coupe

• An 81 Dodge Aries K

What humorous term does the narrator use for inheriting cars from family?

• Family Car Lottery

• Dead Relative Inheritance Program

• Ancestral Auto Award

• Heritage Vehicle Plan

What was the narrator's car when he started his comedy career?

• An 81 Dodge Aries K

• A 70 Coupe DeVille

• A Ford Escort

• An 85 Thunderbird Turbo Coupe

How many miles did the narrator put on his comedy car?

• 150,000 miles

• 100,000 miles

• 50,000 miles

• 190,000 miles

What car did the narrator buy after moving to LA?

• A Pagani Zonda

• A Ford Escort

• A luxury sports car

• A 59 Cadillac

What does the narrator wish to have in his driveway?

• An 81 Dodge Aries K

• A Pagani Zonda

• A Ford Escort

• A 70 Coupe DeVille

What does the narrator prioritize over buying luxury cars?

• Starting a new business

• His wife and house

• Investing in stocks

• Traveling the world

What does the narrator imply about his earnings from basic cable?

• They are unpredictable.

• They are less than imagined.

• They are more than expected.

• They are sufficient for luxury.