QOTD_ 9/12/25_Nursery Rhymes and Cartoons Quiz

Why did Humpty Dumpty have such a bad fall?

• He was texting and walking.

• He was pushed by a rival egg.

• He suffered from a severe case of vertigo.

• All the king's horses and all the king's men thought he was a giant omelet waiting to happen.

The Three Little Pigs' structural engineer must have been a fan of what modern building material to recommend straw?

• Plywood

• Cardboard

• A very large bale of hay from Home Depot

• Steel-enforced concrete

What was the real reason the Cow Jumped Over the Moon?

• She was training for the Bovine Olympics.

• She was escaping from the Little Dog that Laughed.

• She lost a bet to the Cat and the Fiddle.

• She was practicing her lunar leap for a space tourism company.

According to nursery rhyme lore, why did Jack and Jill go up the hill?

• To fetch a pail of water for an iced latte.

• To get better Wi-Fi reception.

• For a competitive rock-climbing competition.

• To escape a giant, angry spider.

In the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants, what is the name of SpongeBob's pet snail?

• Sheldon

• Gary

• Patrick

• Eugene

Which cartoon character famously lives in a pineapple under the sea?

• Patrick Star

• Squidward Tentacles

• SpongeBob SquarePants

• Mr. Krabs

What does Bugs Bunny always ask while eating a carrot?

• What's up, doc?

• Got any more carrots?

• Is this thing on?

• Who's the fool now?

The wolf in The Three Little Pigs should have invested in what before his final encounter?

• An air compressor

• A professional-grade leaf blower

• A humidifier

• A good dental plan

Why was Old Mother Hubbard’s cupboard bare?

• The dog ate all the food before she could get to it.

• She forgot to go to Costco.

• She was on a strict diet.

• The dog had gone viral on social media and couldn't be bothered with mundane tasks like fetching bones.

What's the best financial advice you can glean from 'Little Boy Blue'?

• Always keep your horn and your sheep close.

• Never fall asleep on the job.

• The hay in the meadow is always greener.

• A penny saved is a penny earned.