Quiz 1 Physics 101 2025/2026

Why can’t you trust atoms with your secrets?

• They’re unstable

• They’re radioactive

• They make up everything

• They’re always bonding

Why did the electron break up with the atom?

• It got negative vibes

• It was orbiting someone else

• It needed space

• It lost its attraction

Why was the capacitor always invited to parties?

• It had potential

• It resisted

• It discharged excitement

• It was full of charge

What’s an Physicist's favorite music genre?

• Classical

• Heavy metal

• Jazz

• Rock and roll

Why did Newton avoid social media?

• He had no time

• He didn’t like reactions

• He only believed in apples

• He had poor Wi-Fi

Why did the thermometer break up with the barometer?

• Too much pressure

• It couldn’t take the heat

• They had no chemistry

• They weren’t in the same state

Why can’t you argue with a wave?

• It has no mass

• It always goes back and forth

• It gets too emotional

• It collapses

Why was Schrödinger’s cat so indecisive?

• It couldn’t decide on a food

• It existed in multiple minds

• It didn’t know if it was alive

• It was allergic to physics

Why did the parallel lines break up?

• They were never meant to intersect

• They had tension

• One curved

• They lacked potential

Why did the helium atom refuse to fight?

• It’s noble

• It’s lighthearted

• It floats above drama

• It has no bonds