Crazy English by Richard Lederer

Which of the following is an eggplant?

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What is a sweetmeat?

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What shape are boxing rings?

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What is the plural of tooth?

• Tooths

• Teeth

• Teeths

• Toothsies

Vegetarians eat vegetables, so what does a humanitarian eat?

• Vegetables

• Nothing special

• Meat

• Human

What do people do at a play?

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What do people do at a recital?

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What is the opposite of a wise man?

• Smart guy

• Sharp kid

• Wise guy

• Interesting person

What happens when a house burns up?

• It burns off

• It burns away

• It burns out

• It burns down

What happens when the stars are out?

• They are visible

• They are invisible

• They disappear

• They are dead