Fun and Goofy End-of-Year Staff Awards

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"The Mary Poppins Award" - For always having exactly what someone needs in their bag or desk at all times.

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"The Human GPS Award" - Knows where everyone is, what room they're in, and what hallway drama just happened.

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"The Did you Sleep Here Award" - For the staff member who seems like they live at school.

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"The Fashionably Educated Award" - Always showing up dressed to impress - even on pajama day.

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"The MacGyver Award" - Can fix anything with tape, a paperclip, and leftover bulletin board border.

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"The Walkie-Talkie Whisper Award" - For mastering the art of code-talking and decoding walkie chaos.

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"The Copy Machine Whisperer Award" - Knows all the hacks to make the copier work - even when it's possessed.

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"The Energizer Bunny Award" - Still has energy after dismissal duty, PLC, and a full day of kids.

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"The Meme Queen/King Award" - For sending the funniest memes or GIFs in the group chat.

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"The Snack Stash Hero Award" - Whose classroom drawer is basically a vending machine.