The Terrible Two Get Worse

What did Miles and Niles do while Barry Barkin was at Danny's Diner?

• They switched his flash cards with a set that had much sillier questions.

• They coated his car's undercarriage and vents with Limburger cheese.

• They dressed up as waiters and gave him a fake menu with made-up foods.

• They put worms in his Principal Pack, which he'd left in the booth.

Before Mr. Yeager could take the all-school photo, what did he point out?

• Josh Barkin was wearing a tall, beehive-style woman's wig.

• A dump truck full of mud was approaching the group from behind.

• The flowers on the lawn were arranged to spell out a joke on the principal.

• The marquee had been changed to read "FRIDAY IS COSTUME PARTY DAY."

After being fired, Barry Barkin sat in his car and decided he should ---.

• apply to other schools

• travel around the country

• start a list of projects

• write poetry

Once he declared the school was prank-free, Bertrand Barkin revealed a ---.

• list of potential prank-related items he had banned from school

• sign with numbers he would turn over each day there wasn't a prank

• new counselor who could help pranksters engage in constructive behavior

• security team he had hired to catch pranksters in action

After the assembly, Miles and Niles wondered why Bertrand Barkin hadn't ---.

• reacted to the very hot pepper Miles had put in his coffee mug

• slipped on the liquid soap Niles had squirted on the stage

• sneezed from the powder Miles had shaken onto the microphone

• noticed the funny drawing of him Niles had put on the auditorium wall

How did Miles and Niles prank Josh Barkin?

• by sending him an email saying Pajama Day was back on for Friday

• by loosening the backrest of his chair in the computer lab

• by putting super glue on his locker's combination dial

• by smearing Twinkie cream all over the bottoms of his gym shoes

After Miles pulled the fire alarm, what did he find out a while later?

• The alarm had alerted the fire department, who vowed to find the prankster.

• Someone had flipped the numbers on Bertrand Barkin's sign back to zero.

• There had been a real fire, and the cow mascot was burned to a crisp.

• The sprinklers had ruined all the cakes from Holly Rash's bake sale.

Which of these did Bertrand Barkin NOT do when Holly was in his office?

• He explained to her his plan for having Miles and Niles expelled.

• He told her Josh could take student council money whenever he wanted to.

• He drew on a pad to show how he had reorganized the school's power chart.

• He gave her the task of canceling the Student-Parent Dinner-Dance.

On the last day of school, Barry Barkin surprised students and staff by ----.

• pulling up in a limousine to the front of the bus-loading zone

• removing the head of the lobster suit to reveal himself at the assembly

• appearing in a video that popped up on every computer in the school

• bursting out of the piñata the students were told to break in the gym

What happened in the auditorium that made people laugh at Bertrand Barkin?

• He drank the punch Miles had given him and then began belching constantly.

• His pants fell apart and fell down after Barry spilled water on his suit.

• He walked to the back of the stage and fell through the trapdoor.

• The curtain rope lifted him up toward the ceiling after he pulled on it.