Math Jokes

Why are parallel lines sad?

• They have so much in common and will never meet.

• They are related to math

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CCSS.HSG.CO.A.1

Why was the equal sign so humble?

• Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else.

• Because it was always in the middle.

• Because it was always equal.

• Because it was always balanced.

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CCSS.3.NF.A.3A

CCSS.3.NF.A.3B

CCSS.4.NF.A.1

What did the zero say to the eight?

• Nice belt!

• Nice hat!

• Nice shoes!

• Nice tie!

Why was the math book sad?

• Because it had too many problems.

• Because it was too heavy.

• Because it was too old.

• Because it was too boring.

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Why do plants hate math?

• Because it gives them square roots.

• Because it makes them grow.

• Because it makes them green.

• Because it makes them tall.

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CCSS.8.EE.A.2

Why did the student wear glasses in math class?

• To improve di-vision.

• To see better.

• To look smart.

• To read the board.

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CCSS.6.EE.A.1

Why was the obtuse angle always so frustrated?

• Because it was never right.

• Because it was too wide.

• Because it was too big.

• Because it was too small.

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CCSS.4.G.A.1

Why did the two fours skip lunch?

• Because they already eight.

• Because they were full.

• Because they were busy.

• Because they were late.

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CCSS.5.OA.B.3

Why did the fraction feel bad?

• Because it was improper.

• Because it was too small.

• Because it was too big.

• Because it was too simple.

Why did the triangle feel sorry for the circle?

• Because it was pointless.

• Because it was round.

• Because it was endless.

• Because it was shapeless.

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CCSS.L.8.5A