Math Jokes

Why did the math book look sad?

• Because it had too many problems.

• Because it was missing a cover.

• Because it was overdue at the library.

• Because it was torn.

What is a math teacher's favorite place in New York?

• Times Square

• Central Park

• Brooklyn Bridge

• Statue of Liberty

Why was the equal sign so humble?

• Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else.

• Because it was always in the middle.

• Because it was balanced.

• Because it was symmetrical.

Why do plants hate math?

• Because it gives them square roots.

• Because it makes them divide.

• Because it makes them multiply.

• Because it makes them subtract.

Why did the student wear glasses in math class?

• To improve di-vision.

• To see the board better.

• To look smart.

• To hide from the teacher.

Why was the math test so unhappy?

• Because it had too many variables.

• Because it was too easy.

• Because it was too hard.

• Because it was too long.

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

• Because it was over 90 degrees.

• Because it wanted to relax.

• Because it was on vacation.

• Because it was sunny.

Why was the math book always stressed?

• Because it had too many problems.

• Because it was always open.

• Because it was always closed.

• Because it was always borrowed.

Why did the student bring a ladder to math class?

• To reach the high numbers.

• To climb to success.

• To escape the class.

• To impress the teacher.

Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal?

• Because it would have to convert.

• Because it was irrational.

• Because it was improper.

• Because it was complex.