Oxymorons and Puns

Why did the piano player keep hitting his head on the keys?

• He was tired

• He was playing by ear

• He was mad

• He couldn't see it

What is a golfer's favorite kind of music?

• Jazz

• Classical

• Swing

• They don't like music

What do you call a cow who can play music?

• A moo-scian

• A classical cow

• A regular cow

• A music cow

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

• Broken Piano

• A Flat Minor

• Musical Mess

• Piano man

What is an avocado's favorite music?

• Gospel

• Swing

• Classical

• Guac-n-roll

Where did the music teacher leave the keys?

• On the desk

• In the bag

• In the piano

• They never found them

What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

• Pop music

• Swing music

• Classical music

• Rock-n-roll

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

• With a screwdriver

• Hire someone

• With a tuba glue

• You can't

How can skeletons tell when it is going to rain?

• They just know

• They can see it

• They can feel it in their bones

• They don't know

Why don't mummies take vacations?

• They are afraid they will relax and unwind

• They don't like to travel

• They would rather stay home and look after the children

• They don't work in the first place