Puns and Irony

My sister found a pear on the pier.

• SARCASM

• IRONY

• PUN

I couldn't figure out how lightning works but suddenly it struck me.

• SARCASM

• IRONY

• PUN

This is the third time that you are late since the week has started; you must really enjoy your job.

• SARCASM

• IRONY

• PUN

We advocate the importance of taking care of the environment, yet we engage in pollution daily.

• SARCS

• IRONY

• PUN

My uncle is a chicken farmer and he drives a coupe.

• SARCASM

• IRONY

• PUN

Susan got the lowest mark on her English test, she is such a bright spark.

• SARCASM

• IRONY

• PUN

You didn't take out the garbage yesterday. Your memory is indeed getting sharper everyday.

• SARCASM

• IRONY

• PUN

The trip to the beach was great! One flat tire, petrol shortage and water everywhere but not a drop to drink!

• SARCASM

• IRONY

• PUN

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

• SARCASM

• IRONY

• PUN

Samantha is late everyday for her meetings. Isn't that a great way to demonstrate leadership?

• SARCASM

• IRONY

• PUN