Hoops 2024 Questions

• Which team starts with the ball for any given game?

• • Commissioner’s decision

• • Commissioner’s team (during OcJoeber)

• • Commissioner’s team (always)

• • Totally open, no expectation, not already defined, and never will be

• Who was the Housing & Code Inspector that issued an Ordinance Violation about the hoop?

• • Zach

• A.C.

• Screech

• Mr. Belding

• Who was the City Engineer that said the following? “Even if someone OK’d it, we’d pay to have it removed…”

• Ross

• Joey

• Chandler

• Gunther

• What accommodations did the city blatantly leave out when they redid the street

• Hardwood Floors

• • Retractable Roof

• • Warning Sign (for street sweeper to avoid hoop)

• • All these, plus countless more

• What is the name of neighbor Chuck’s dog?

• Milli

• Vanilli

• Bootsie

• Lassie

• Which offensive scheme didn’t work?

• Synergy

• Infinergy

• Xfinergy

• • All Worked Flawlessly

• On Halloween night, who was the skeleton dunking?

• • Kevin Durant

• • Tashaun Prince

• • Manute Bol

• • Joe Thomas

• How did Joe Thomas become a skeleton?

• • Threw out back while putting on socks

• • Threw out back while drawing chalk lines on court

• • Threw out back while making a sandwich

• • Alley-oop attempt gone wrong: perfect pass, stuffed by rim, kicked mailbox, fell to ground/death

• Why do we have sponsorship?

• • To build community

• • To raise awareness of the league

• • To raise awareness of small business

• Hydration

• How can the league get better?

• • More people

• • More sponsorship

• • More gather

• • Not possible to improve