Resume

A document that contains a person’s qualifications and experiences which is used to apply for a job is called a(n):

• Rutabaga
• Resume
• Resolution
• Really Cool Document

What is the purpose of a resume?

• To decide the best possible candidates to interview for an open job position
• To hire someone
• To fire someone
• To start a tickle fight

Resumes are used when...

• apples and oranges are no good.
• a pear is rotten.
• trying to get a promotion.
• applying for a job.

Which of these are categories of a resume:

• Education, Work Experience, References, Awards/Acomplishments
• Excellence, Wackiness, E-Vites, Referees, Rewards/Acompaniment
• Elephants, Wolverines, Eagles, Rhinos, Racoons/Aardvarks
• Eeks, Woohoos, Ehs, Roars, Ribbits

When creating a resume it is important to use...

• pretty pringles
• petty problems
• putrid partridges
• proper punctuation

When do you send your resume?

• Before the job interview
• After the interview, but before you are hired
• After the interview and after you are hired
• When you try to get a raise

Once you create a resume how often should you update it?

• When you get hungry
• Every Presidential Election
• Every time something changes in your work experience, or if you learn something new
• Every full moon

In which section should you all the places you went to school?

• Work Experience
• Education
• Kids Under 12 Eat Free
• Senior Citizen

The Skills/Talent section is for 

• playing the banjo.
• riding a unicycle.
• all the things you are good at that will make someone want to hire you.
• juggling chainsaws.

The work/experience section is for...

• work you do now or have done in the past.
• working on experience.
• experiencing work.
• sectioning work into little pieces so that you do not experience it for too long.