Pun Quiz

What do you call a fake noodle?

• Impasta

• Spaghetti

• Lasagna

• Ravioli

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Why did the scarecrow win an award? .

• Because he was scary

• Because he was a crow

• Because he was outstanding in the field

• Because he was a winner

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CCSS.L.8.5A

How does a penguin build its house?

• Igloos it together

• With ice blocks

• By using snow

• By stealing from other penguins

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

• Because it was broken

• Because it was too heavy

• Because it had no kickstand

• Because it was two-tired

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CCSS.L.8.5A

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

• A gummy bear

• Barely a bear

• A hungry bear

• A growling bear

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Why did the math book look sad?

• Because it was old

• Because it had too many problems

• Because it was lost

• Because it was torn

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CCSS.L.8.5A

How do you organize a space party?

• You bring telescopes

• You invite aliens

• You wear a spacesuit

• You planet

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CCSS.L.8.5A

What did the ocean say to the beach?

• Nothing, it just waved

• Let's go for a swim

• Stop littering

• Build a sandcastle

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CCSS.L.8.5A

What did the house were to a party?

• Alane

• Address

• The lights

• A road

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CCSS.L.4.2D

CCSS.L.5.2E

CCSS.L.6.2B

CCSS.L.7.2B

CCSS.L.8.2C

Choose the word that has the pun: My pizza did not burn in the oven. You get a miracle when you yeast expect it.

• Baking

• yeast

• oven

• expect

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CCSS.L.8.5A