Fake April Fools Digestive System

The Digestive system is all about

• Bob

• Cellular Respiration

• Getting nutrients from food

• Peristalsys

Why is the left lung smaller than the right lung

• To make room for the heart

• Because Bob said so

What is the longest bone in the body?

• Humerus

• Femur

• Bob's funny bone

• Cranium

What is the main purpose of the lungs

• Gas Exchange

• So Bob can scream

• Cellular Respiration

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Where does blood go from the right ventricle?

• To the lungs

• To Bob

• To the body

What jobs do the Pancreas have?

• To provide enzymes for digestion

• To make insulin

• To make Bob Pancakes

Where does nutrient absorption mostly take place?

• Small intestines

• Stomach

• Bob's niece's friend's son.

Oxygen from the respiratory system and nutrients from the digestive system are both important for:

• Cellular respiration

• Bob's tutin fruitin farts

• Photosynthesis

In what part of the lungs does gas exchange occur?

• Alveoli

• Bob's mini IHOP

• Bronchioles

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What is the average heart rate of a resting human adult

• 60-80 bpm

• 900-1200 bpm

• How long it takes Bob to count to 37.