The Tempest Shakespearean Insults

You are arguing with your sibling who adamantly denies she ate the custard puffs you were saving for supper.

Create an insult and slay it Shakespearean style!

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You are Prospero. You told Caliban to fix a leak on the roof above your bed. You leave him to it for a few hours.

When it is time for bed, you enter your room and find an umbrella nailed over the top your bed.

The first insult that comes out of your mouth is...

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You and your best friend are watching the FIFA World Cup and you both support England. However, England began to trail behind and your best friend starts supporting the opposing team.

Insult away!

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You are Miranda. You are going to have dinner with Ferdinand (Prince of Naples). Your dinner is served and brought to you on a silver platter. There is a note at the side of the tray.

You open it and it says,

"You are the sweetest darling any man could ever have. But you deserve a beast to live a fulfilling life. The love of your life, Caliban."

Your shakespearean response would be...

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You are queueing up alone at the supermarket and a young kid jumps in in front of you. You attempt to tell him off but his teenage brother says, "Stop acting like a cranky child. You should be more mature for your age."

You end up waiting 20 extra minutes because the woman did not bring her purse AND there was no internet so she could not pay for her stuff online.

When you reached home, you are fuming with anger and you decide to tell your mother about it.

How would you describe the kid and his brother in Shakespearean language?