Fun with Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

• Because he was exceptional in his crop!

• Because he was outstanding in his field!

• Because he was outstanding in his garden!

• Because he was remarkable in his orchard!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

• A toothless bear!

• A gummy bear!

• A bear with braces!

• A bear with dentures!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!

• It was too lazy!

• It was too excited!

• It was two tired!

• It was too busy!

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

• Igloos it together!

• Glues it with seaweed!

• Buries it in sand!

• Ignores it together!

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

• Because it was outdated

• Because it had too many problems!

• Because it failed the math test

• Because it was missing a cover

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

• Cheeseless

• Not your cheese

• Your cheese

• Nacho cheese

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

• The tomato turned red because it was blushing.

• The tomato turned red because it was embarrassed.

• The tomato turned red because it was angry.

• The tomato turned red because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

• Icebite

• Frostbite

• Frostnip

• Chillbite

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

• Because they are too small to see

• Because they are always changing

• Because they are too unpredictable

• Because they make up everything!

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

• You star!

• You comet!

• You planet!

• You asteroid!