Puns Quiz

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

• A teethless bear

• A gummy bear

• A bare tooth

• A toothless bear

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

• Because they are too busy boning up on their anatomy

• Because they are too scared to fight

• Because they are too old to fight

• They don't have the guts.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

• Because he was good at growing crops!

• Because he was outstanding in his field!

• Because he was great at fixing fences!

• Because he was excellent at scaring birds!

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

• Time band

• Clock belt

• A waist of time

• Watch strap

Why did the bicycle fall over?

• Because it was too heavy.

• Because the rider lost balance.

• Because the road was bumpy.

• Because it was two-tired.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

• Snowpire

• Coldbite

• Vampman

• Frostbite

Can February March? No, but April ____!

• March

• April

• May

• February

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

• She handed me a mop

• She rolled her eyes

• She gave me a hug

• She started laughing

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.

• I can't lift it

• I can't stop reading it

• It's impossible to put down

• It's too heavy to hold

I used to play piano by ear, but now I .

• I play by mouth

• I play by hand

• I play by foot

• I play by nose