Taboos and Issues | Politically Incorrect Jokes

– How do you ______ a blonde laugh on Friday?
– Tell her a joke on Monday.

– How do you ... a blonde?
– Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.

– What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

– You only have to . . . information into a computer once.

– Why did the blonde _____ over the glass wall?

– To see what was on the other side.

– What do you do if a blonde. . . . . . . a grenade at you?
– Pull the pin out and throw it back.

– Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
– It takes too long to . . . . . . them afterwards

– What do intelligent blondes and UFOs ........ in common?

– You often hear about them, but you never see one.

– How many blondes does it . . . to screw in a light bulb?
– One. She holds the bulb still and the world revolves around her.

– What do you _______ a girl with half a brain?

– Gifted.

– What would a blonde . . . . . if her doctor told her that she was pregnant?
– Is it mine?