Thanksgiving Jokes

What did the turkey say to the computer?

• Google, Google, Google!

• Tweet, tweet, tweet!

• Snap, snap, snap!

• Ring, ring, ring!

Why did the cranberries turn red?

• Because they saw the turkey dressing!

• Because they were blushing!

• Because they were ripe!

• Because they were happy!

What do you call a running turkey?

• Fast food!

• Speedy gobbler!

• Quick quacker!

• Rapid roaster!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

• Because he was outstanding in his field of corn!

• Because he was the best dancer!

• Because he scared away all the crows!

• Because he had the best fashion sense!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

• A turkey that can pluck itself!

• A musical turkey!

• A banjo that gobbles!

• A turkey that can play a tune!

Why did the turkey go to school?

• Because it wanted to be a "smarty-pants"!

• Because it loved learning!

• Because it wanted to make turkey friends!

• Because it wanted to become a teacher!

What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey?

• "You're gravy!"

• "Pass the butter!"

• "Let's be friends!"

• "You're the main dish!"

Why did the turkey sit on the clock?

• Because it wanted to be on time for dinner!

• Because it loved the tick-tock sound!

• Because it wanted to take a break!

• Because it thought it was a comfy seat!

Why did the turkey join a band?

• Because it had drumsticks!

• Because it loved to sing!

• Because it wanted to be a rockstar!

• Because it had great rhythm!

What do you call a turkey that plays sports?

• A baller-bird!

• A gobble-athlete!

• A turkey-tackler!

• A feathered champion!