The Unteachables (chapt 8)

What is the breakfast of a disinterested and lazy person?

• Butter on toast

• Cream cheese and jam on toast

• Mustard on toast

• Peanut butter on toast

What does the author imagine about Fiona's house?

• It has a picket fence and a green lawn

• It has a swimming pool and a tennis court

• It has a big garden and a playground

• It has a rooftop terrace and a BBQ area

What happened to Vladimir, the lizard?

• He escaped from the building

• He got trapped in the walls of a school

• He was eaten by a predator

• He is living in the author's apartment

What is the author's opinion about Jake Taranova?

• He is a circus performer

• He is a sleazy used car dealer

• He is a successful teacher

• He is the author's best friend

What is the author's real crime according to himself?

• Trusting his students

• Ruining his teacher's life

• Cheating on a test

• Making Thaddeus look bad

What is the author's reason for not replacing his car?

• He blames all auto dealerships

• He can't afford a new car

• He likes his old car

• He doesn't need a car

What does the author find under the seat of his car?

• A leather wallet

• A half-eaten falafel

• A lost pet

• A hole in the floor

What does Emma Fountain think about the author?

• He is barely alive

• He is a great teacher

• He is a terrible teacher

• He doesn't open his mouth

What does Emma Fountain think about her own teaching methods?

• They are effective

• They are boring

• They are outdated

• They are not enough

What does the author think about Emma Fountain's teaching methods?

• They are engaging

• They are ineffective

• They are innovative

• They are inspiring