Puns

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

• ...because 7 is a monster.

• ...because 7 ate 6's lunch.

• ...because 7 is very intimidating.

• ...because 7 ate 9.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

• a vestigator

• an investigator

• a crazy gator

• a classy animal

What is the first step to throwing a space party?

• find an astronaut

• you planet

• gather air into bottles

• ask mom if it is okay

Why was the baby ant confused?

• ...because ant math is confusing.

• ...because his uncles tell terrible jokes.

• ...because all of his uncles are ants.

• ...because he could lift his father above his head

Who is the penguin's favorite aunt?

• Aunt Artica

• Aunt Jemima

• the red ant

• Setje Imo