funny things that...

… Bears do?

What is this?

• island cat

• Cat

• Volcano

• mountain

What is this guys job?

• Model

• Entertainer

• Fashion designer

• Party planer

What is this?

• Tart

• bluberries

• Dog

• whipped cream

Why is 7 afraid of 9?

• Because 7 ate 9
• It's Bigger

What do you call a duck that steals ???

• a robber duck

• a stealer

• a duck that steals

How do you know carrots are good for you?

• They look like eyes.

• They taste funny.

• You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

• Chocolate milk

• Spoiled milk

• Fresh milk

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Rich People Need It,

Poor People Have It,

If You Don't Have It You Pass.

What Is It?

• Money

• Nothing

• House

• Food