Jokes! :-D

What is a cats favourite colour ???

• piiii-nk

• purrr-ple

• bllll-ue

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CCSS.L.8.5A

  Read this :  7HI5  I5. A11 ME
what Dose it say?

• THIS IS ALL ME
• THIS I5 U

What do you call fake spaghetti?

• non-spaghetti
• the noodles
• vegetables
• an im-pasta

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CCSS.L.8.5A

What do you call birds

that stick together?

• Vel-crows

• Jay birds

• Sticky buns

• Tape birds

What's the one thing you can always count on?

why was the broom late for school

• he needed it
• he overswept
• he was a late broom
• none of the above

Why is 8 afraid of 7?

• Because 7 ate 9

• It's Bigger

What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

• A rocket chip!

• Chip

• Color chip

• Rocket car

What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?

• Ketchup!
• You can't beat me!
• Loser!
• Hurry Up!

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CCSS.6.EE.B.6

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