JOKES !!

What is the best thing about Switzerland

I invented a new word

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Control Freak.

Con…

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

A woman in labour suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”