BoJo, Homer or Don?

My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.

• Boris Johnson

• Homer Simpson

• Donald Trump

Apologising is a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologise, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong.

• Boris Johnson

• Donald Trump

• Homer Simpson

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

• Boris Johnson

• Donald Trump

• Homer Simpson

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.

• Donald Trump

• Homer Simpson

• Boris Johnson

Stupidity got us into this mess and stupidity will get us out.

• Homer Simpson

• Boris Johnson

• Donald Trump

The concept of shaking hands is absolutely terrible, and statistically I’ve been proven right.

• Boris Johnson

• Donald Trump

• Homer Simpson

The beauty of me, is that I'm very rich

• Boris Johnson

• Homer Simpson

• Donald Trump

Why would women want to go to a gym if there were no men there watching them and judging them?

• Homer Simpson

• Donald Trump

• Boris Johnson

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

• Boris Johnson

• Homer Simpson

• Donald Trump