Top 10 Interview Questions

What is your greatest STRENGTH, Teacher McManus?

• My greatest strength is my patience and dedication.
• Being pretty chill when things go crazy.
• You know me, I'm all Gucci.
• My greatest strength is that I am very good at lifting heavy things.

What is your greatest weakness, Handy Manny?

• My greatest weakness is that I'm actually very physically weak. Lifting things is hard.
• My greatest weakness is that I can tend to do too much.  I have to remind myself to share responsibility better.
• Math. 
• Tacos. When the truck rolls up I race towards it no matter what I should be doing. 

How do you handle stress and pressure, Doctor McStuffins? 

• When I get stressed, I get my nurses to do all my work for me. That helps me relax.
• I take a short walk at lunch every day. When I get really stressed, I look at kitten videos between appointments.
• I'm a professional. I don't get stressed. 

Describe a difficult project and how you overcame it, Investigator Barry Allen?

• Once I was attacked at work and I had to use my training and work with my team to find the attacker. We did it!
• Once, I changed things I shouldn't have on a project. I got my friends to undo the problem.
• This one time, like, I       um        uh    heh     like I ....  yeah.
• No problem is too difficult for me.

What salary are you looking for? 

• I'm looking for the best salary you can offer. 
• I don't need that much money. Anything is fine.
•  I'm sure that, once we agree that this is the right job for me, we can come to an agreement about salary.
• All the salary. Like, all of it. You got money? Gimme. Gimme all of it. 

Why are you leaving your last job, Loki?

• 'Cause my boss was a stupidhead. 
• I'm looking for more opportunities, like the one here, that fit more with my goals.
• I'm looking for a job with better vacation, pay, and insurance.
• My coworker was just not someone I could work with. He was kind of violent, too.

Why do you want this job, Photographer Roxana? 

• I want this job because it offers more pay, benefits, and insurance than my last job.
• I want this job because it will allow me to use my talents in a new way. 
• I'm excited about this job because I've always wanted to work in a building with glass walls.
• I'm a photographer and I heard you had an opening. 

Why should we hire you, Dwayne? 

• You should hire me because I have a master's degree and the experience required for the job.
• I'm clearly the coolest. 
• Because I'm a hard worker. 
• I can help the CIA become the best in the world by using my training, intelligence, and extensive physical ability.

What are your plans for the future? 

• My plans for the future are to have YOUR job! I hope to advance quickly. 
• My plans for the future are to make this company as successful as possible and to grow as a person.
• My plans for the future are to retire early and like by the ocean. I already have my boat picked out. 
• My plans for the future are to use what I learn here to start my own business. 

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Tell me about yourself, Military Leader Katniss? 

• I was born in Henderson and I love fighting, animals, and my family. 
• I am an experienced resistance fighter with a background in archery. I won the Hunger Games.
• I have always loved braiding hair and I decided I had to follow my heart! My favorite hairstyle is fishtail braids in a milkmaid style.
• I really enjoy welding, horseback riding, and ...wait, why am I telling this story?