Riddles

What goes up but never goes down?

• Ruler
• Stairs
• Your height
• Your age

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?

• The letter M
• The letter P
• The letter T
• The letter P

If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?

• A secret 
• A whisper 
• A secr5t
• A paper

What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?

• A feather 
• A breath 
• A piece of paper
• A plastic bag

Your in a race. You bypass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in?

• 1st
• 2nd
• 3rd
• 4th

You're a bus driver and you pick up and drop kids off after school. The driver drops off Sally, Ted, Alan, and Nate. What is the bus driver's name? 

• Ted
• STAN
• your name
• Alan

How do you make the number one disappear?

• Add G
• Add R
• Add L
• Subtract One 

What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?

• Your Word
• Your Love
• Your thoughts
• Your opinion 

What gets wet while it dries?

• Towel
• Pool
• Broom
• Shirt

Why is the worlds longest nose only 11 inches long?

• Because then it would be to long.
• Because if it were 12 inches it would be a foot.
• Because it's impossible to grow a nose that long.
• Because then it would be 12 inches.