Funny Named Jobs

What is a phlebotomist

• Someone who draws or takes your blood
• A monkey trainer
• A trash collector

What is a haberdasher

• Someone who deals in men's fashion
• Someone who collects items from public places to sell later
• Someone who fixes shoes
• Someone who takes photos at sporting events

What is a Chandler?

• A person who makes candles
• Someone who designs jewelry
• A person hired to clean garages

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What is a collier

• Someone who makes and sells charcoal
• Someone who makes saddles for horses
• A person who creates artwork from shells and glass

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What is an actuary

• A person who determines trends and prices based on statistical information
• A person hired by companies to deal with bad news
• A person who is hired by companies to fire employess

What is a hippotherapist

• Someone who uses horses in physical and emotional therapy
• A person who deals with stressed animals in the zoo
• A person who trains tribal members in 3rd world countries to gather and use hippo droppings for various uses
• Another name for a hypnotist

What is a hobbler

• A person who tows boats in a canal or river
• A person who puts down horses that have a broken leg
• A person who is responsible for setting bones along with a surgeon.
• Someone who makes corrective shoes

Tonsorial Artist

• A hair dresser
• A dentist
• An ear, nose and throat doctor
• A singer

What is a herpetologist

• Someone who studies frogs and other amphibians
• A person who researches infectious diseases
• A person tasked with finding rare and exotic animals from around the world
• A mathematician

What is a meteorologist

• A weather man
• A person who follows meteors and other debris that enter the atmosphere
• A person who researches where meteors have landed on earth
• A person who examines rocks and other minerals