AMS Howl-o-ween Puns (Copyright 2011 Margaret Whisnant)

What would Casper be if he wrote a story?

• the invisible man
• a ghost writer
• the silent type
• fictitious

Why is a ghoul such a messy eater?  Because he...

• never wipes his face
• misses the point
• is always a goblin
• chews with his mouth open

What do you call a teenage ghost wearing a really ragged sheet?

• a holey terror
• a fashion phantom
• a lost soul
• an undercover agent

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?

• He flew off too soon afterwards
• He had low-blood sugar
• He had a steak sandwich
• He ate every drop

Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

• his blood brother
• his best bat
• Nobody
• his ghoul friend

What is a mummy's favorite type of music?

• rock 'n roll
• classical
• rap
• jazz

Why don't witches ride their brooms when they are angry?

• They lose all sense of direction
• They don't want to use their last straw
• They are afraid of flying off the handle
• They would rather sit and stew

Why did Count Dracula go to the doctor?

• His blood was low
• He was coffin a lot
• He wanted to see the new-fangled waiting room
• He wanted to hear the tooth

What instrument did the skeleton play in his high school band?

• trombone
• drum sticks
•  clarinet
• trumpet

What does a ghost like on top of its ice cream sundae?

• sprinkled boos
• evaporated milk
• whipped scream
• invisible sweetner