Flashcard di domande divertenti

Front

What will two ducks with a degree in nuclear physics say to each other?

A) QUARK! QUARK

B) WE WILL WIN

Back

Quark, quark!!

Front

What did Christopher Columbus say after having put his first feet on the land of America?

A) Quark!

B)“And now I’ll put the second one”

Back

“And now I’ll put the second one”

Front

What will two eskimos do when they meet?

A) They will break the ice.

B) Hello!

Back

They will break the ice.

Front

What will the circle say to the triangle?

A) What a mess!

B)There is something that doesn’t add up.

Back

There is something that doesn’t add up.

Front

Why will a skeleton never skydive?

A) Never say goodbye

B) Because it hasn’t got the liver.

Back

Because it hasn’t got the liver

Front

What will you find under the earth’s crust?

A) The earth’s crumb.

B) A postcard

Back

The earth’s crumb.

Front

What will Moses say to the water before separating them?

A) The mineral on one side and the sparkling on the other part.

B) Yes, please.

Back

The mineral on one side and the sparkling on the other part.

Front

Why will maths books be always so sad?

A) Because they have too much…problems.

B) Because yes

Back

Because they have too much…problems.