Jokes

Front

What is a cats favourite colour ???

Back

purrr-ple

Front

What did the big flower say to the little flower ???

Back

hi bud

Front

What do you call a duck that steals ???

Back

a robber duck

Front

Read this : 7HI5 I5. A11 ME
what Dose it say?

Back

THIS IS ALL ME

Front

Why is the cow afraid.....

Back

He was a Cow-herd

Front

what do you get when you cross a fish with a elephant

Back

swimming trunks

Front

why cant a skelton cross the road

Back

doesn't have the guts to do it

Front

What do you call fake spaghetti?

Back

an im-pasta

Front

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Back

Because he was a fungi.

Front

What do you call birds that stick together?

Back

Vel-crows