Thanksgiving Jokes

Front

Why don't turkeys eat at Thanksgiving dinner?

Back

They are already stuffed

Front

What is a Pilgrim's favorite kind of music?

Back

Plymouth Rock

Front

Can a turkey have a neck that is 12 inches long?

Back

No, then it would be a FOOT!

Front

What is smarter than a talking turkey? Options: a flying bee, a small bee, an angry bee, a spelling bee

Back

a spelling bee

Front

Why did the turkey get kicked off the basketball team?

Back

It had too many fowl plays.

Front

Why did the farmer drive over his potato field on Thanksgiving?

Back

He wanted Mashed Potatoes

Front

Why did the band let the turkey join?

Back

He already had drumsticks

Front

What smells the best at the Thanksgiving dinner?

Back

Your nose

Front

Which side of the Turkey has the most feathers?

Back

The outside

Front

What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?

Back

Thanksgiving breakfast