Jokes for Kids

Front

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Back

It had a virus.

Front

Two pickles fell out of a jar. What did one say to the other?

Back

Dill with it.

Front

What building in Toledo has the most stories? Options: The Toledo Building, Glendale-Feilbach Elementary School, The Empire State Building, The Public Library

Back

The Public Library

Front

How does a scientist freshen her breath?

Back

with experi-"mints"

Tags

jokes, riddles, fun, kids

Front

What do you call a funny mountain?

Back

"hill"arious

Front

What stays in the corner but can travel all over the world?

Back

a stamp

Front

What is a computer's favorite snack?

Back

computer chips

Front

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

Back

with a pumpkin patch

Front

Why aren't dogs good dancers?

Back

they have two left feet

Front

Why couldn't the man book a hotel room on the moon?

Back

because it was full