Dialogue from a Play

Front

Pretty: Giggles...Knee caps

Back

Not yet! Santa needs to hear this so we can ask him why we haven't got paid yet since Christmas.

Front

Pretty: smarty that's not a candy cane that's a spoon

Smarty: oh yea

Back

Stay focused Santa I right there

Front

Santa: now why are you four causing all this racket outside Ms.claus is trying to make my pound cakes and cookie.

Back

Well you see...

Front

Pretty: you owe us our pay checks!

Back

Yeah what pretty said even though I was talking first HMPH

Front

Pretty: Why you big ole

Back

What pretty was saying is we need our bonus now! we have snow bills to pay and sweets to get from groceries. And don't get me started on my filthy neighbors lawn Mr Berkeley TUH

Front

Santa: if you let me finish I'll tell you all

Back

Everyone: TELL US

Front

Pretty: oh santa why didn't you tell us sooner you put on more pounds...

Back

Pretty

Pretty: sorry

What pretty means to say is sorry to hear that

Front

Funny: and the pound cake

Back

Everyone: Laughs

Front

Ms. Claus: cookies everyone

Back

Everyone: YAYYY

Front

Smarty: ooo a pretty reindeep

Back

Everyone: NOO smarty stoppp